For many teachers, coffee isn’t just a drink—it’s a lifeline. It’s what gets them through early morning classes, endless meetings, and the occasional (or not-so-occasional) grading marathon. But just how much coffee does it take to keep a teacher going?
Let’s start with Mr. Evans, the science teacher who’s known for his bottomless cup of coffee. Rumor has it that he drinks at least five cups before lunch. His students often joke that his bloodstream is probably 50% caffeine, and honestly, they might not be wrong. “It’s either this or falling asleep mid-lecture,” Mr. Evans admits with a laugh.
Then there’s Mrs. Lewis, the kindergarten teacher who swears by her “magic” mug. The mug, which she’s had for over a decade, claims to keep her coffee hot all day long—and she puts it to the test daily. “I need every drop to survive the chaos,” she says, referring to the whirlwind of energy that is her classroom.
Of course, not every teacher relies on coffee alone. Some, like Ms. Thompson, the math teacher, have taken their love of coffee to the next level by becoming amateur baristas. Her classroom is known for smelling like a café, and she even hosts coffee-making workshops for her colleagues. “If you’re going to drink this much coffee, you might as well make it good,” she reasons.
But no matter how they take their coffee—black, with cream, or in the form of a fancy latte—there’s one thing all teachers agree on: caffeine is a crucial part of surviving the school day.
So, the next time you see a teacher with a coffee cup in hand, just remember—they’re not just fueling their bodies; they’re fueling their passion for teaching. And if it takes a few extra cups to get through the day, well, that’s just part of the job!
