1. 1 Student: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "Sure, but first, can you tell me..."

    1. 1a-4.webp
      a) Where the bathroom is?
    2. 1b-4.webp
      b) Why you didn't go during break?
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      c) What the capital of France is?
  2. 2 Student: "Why do I have to learn math? I’m going to be a famous YouTuber!" Teacher:

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      a) "Even YouTubers need to know math to count their subscribers!"
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      b) "Good luck with that! Now, what's 7x8?"
    3. 2c-4.webp
      c) "And math will help you calculate your earnings!"
  3. 3 Student: "Teacher, are you old enough to drive?" Teacher:

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      a) "Only if I pass my driving test next week!"
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      b) "Old enough to drive, but young enough to still love recess!"
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      c) "Nope, I still ride my tricycle to school."
  4. 4 Student: "If the Earth is spinning, why don't we fall off?" Teacher:

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      a) "Because we're all wearing special shoes!"
    2. 4b-3.webp
      b) "Gravity is like glue, keeping us stuck on!"
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      c) "We do, every time we trip!"
  5. 5 Student: "Can I skip homework if I’m nice all day?" Teacher:

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      a) "Being nice is great, but homework is non-negotiable!"
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      b) "Nice try! But no skipping!"
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      c) "Nice doesn’t replace learning, but I like your style!"
  6. 6 Student: "Teacher, why do we have to learn history? It’s all in the past!" Teacher:

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      a) "So we don’t make the same mistakes again!"
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      b) "Because I want to make sure you know what dinosaurs were like!"
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      c) "To remind you how cool the past really was!"
  7. 7 Student: "If I get all the answers right, can I be the teacher tomorrow?" Teacher:

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      a) "Sure, but you’ll have to grade all these papers first!"
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      b) "Only if you can handle a room full of yous!"
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      c) "Deal! You can start with the lesson on patience."
  8. 8 Student: "Teacher, is your job fun?" Teacher:

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      a) "Absolutely, especially when you ask questions like that!"
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      b) "It has its moments, just like a roller coaster!"
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      c) "The fun never stops… but the homework does!"
  9. 9 Student: "Why do I have to follow the rules?" Teacher:

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      a) "Because the rules keep everyone safe and happy!"
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      b) "To prepare you for when you're the boss someday!"
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      c) "So you don't end up in detention… again!"
  10. 10 Student: "Teacher, what happens if a vampire bites a zombie?" Teacher:

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      a) "I guess they’d have to team up to find a cure!"
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      b) "That sounds like the plot of the next blockbuster movie!"
    3. 10c.webp
      c) "You just wrote the next Halloween assignment!"

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